The HQML plays a regular season with all games taking place on Friday nights on Royale with Cheese. Games are casted by IBN. Every team plays each other at least once, and the top 4 teams advance to the playoffs. The HQML champion is awarded the Blood Dragon Memorial Cup


Season 1Edit

The Shithawks defeated the Luck Chasers to become HQML champions

Regular Season StandingsEdit

Team Record Place
Shithawks 4-0 1st
Luck Chasers 2-2 2nd
Mighty Dicks 2-2 3rd
2Buff2Lose 1-3 4th
Blood Dragon 0-4 5th


  Semifinals     Final
   Luck Chasers        
   Mighty Dicks          
       Luck Chasers          

Season 2Edit

Dads defeated Cock Dragon to win the HQML championship.

Season 3Edit

Season 3 features 6 teams and started on January 10th 2014.

Prior to the official start of the HQML season, two exhibition matches were held. Kill Squad narrowly defeated the Shithawks who were playing without a goalie, 7-6 in overtime and Chem came back to defeat Luck Chasers after forcing overtime with 2 goals in the last 2 minutes of the third period.

Week 1
Team 1 Score Team 2 Replay
Shithawks 4-5 (OT) Chem Youtube
Kill Squad 4-3 Luck Chasers Youtube
Squad Killers 3-2 The Machine Youtube
  • Player of the Week: Andy T300 (LC): Scored all 3 of the Luck Chasers' goals against Kill Squad.