Current Teams Kill Squad (HQML), Washington Capitals (LHL)
Former Teams 2Buff2Lose (HQML),Luck Chasers (HQML),and Boston Bruins (LHL)
Status Active
Joined 2013


In the LHL Season 1 Draft, Goose was selected 3rd overall by the Boston Bruins. Goose was named assistant general manager of the team. Though the Bruins struggled most of the season, Goose was still voted into the season 1 all star team for defense.

Goose was kept by the Bruins going into season 2. Late into the season, Goose was traded with Newb to the Washington Capitals for Acebulf, Dick Van Deke, and Colorado's 2nd Round Pick. In  Washington, Goose would go a point per game. Goose had his first LHL Playoff experience with the Capitals. 


Goose Has two family members that play Hockey?, one brother and one cousin. His brother is KS Otto and his cousin in Dick Mcbutts, who he calls flowers. When he is teamed up with either his cousin or his brother they have a conection better than anybody in the game.

Catch PhraseEdit

Goose is known best for his signature catch phrase, "Honk Honk Mothertruckers".


In season 1of HQML he formed a team from a scrappy group of mexicans called 2Buff2Loose (2B2L), however it was proven that they were 2Weak2Win and were put out in the first round of the playoffs.

In season 2 of HQML he joined the team Luck Chasers (LC), however do to ping issues and work schedule the GM of LC decided to cut ties with Goose.

Currently in season 3 he is on Kill Squad (KS).

Career StatisticsEdit

Regular SeasonEdit

Season League Team GP P G A P/GP +/- GWG
Season 1 LHL BOS 14 17 13 4 1.21 N/A N/A
Season 2 LHL BOS/WSH 27 25 15 10 0.93 -21 3
Total N/A N/A 41 42 28 14 1.02 -21 3


Season League Team GP P G A P/GP +/- GWG
Season 2 LHL WSH 2 0 0 0 0.00 4 0
Total N/A N/A 2 0 0 0 0.00 4 0

Awards and AchievementsEdit

  • Voted to Season 1 All Star Team
  • Team USA Back up
  • Team Texas starter
  • Team goosealicious starter
  • Voted most likely to be a duck in disguise
  • Former top defenseman in NA
  • Beat Kukler in 1v1